培養(yǎng)孩子智商的同時(shí),也要注意培養(yǎng)情商。讓孩子從小有點(diǎn)幽默感,其實(shí)也是情商培養(yǎng)的一種方法。笑話是一種藝術(shù)方法,用這種方法造成以笑為藝術(shù)手段的文學(xué)藝術(shù)作品。
幽默寓于笑話之中,它是笑話的精料,智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體,一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古,聽(tīng)者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂(lè)、欣喜,拍掌叫好!
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兒童英語(yǔ)笑話一
一天課上,老師要同學(xué)們以如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理為題寫一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫了,只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫。
我在等我的秘書。那孩子答道。
Big hands 大手
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Student: Big hands.
老師:如果我左手上有7個(gè)桔子,右手上有8個(gè)桔子。那么我有什么?
學(xué)生:大手。
一場(chǎng)特殊的足球比賽
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
麥克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)布萊克老師說(shuō):“對(duì)不起,老師,今天早上我遲到了。因?yàn)槲以趬?mèng)里觀看了一場(chǎng)球賽。”
“為什么它會(huì)讓你遲到呢?”老師問(wèn)道。
“因?yàn)檫@兩個(gè)隊(duì)都沒(méi)有能力獲勝,所以就持續(xù)的時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了。”麥克回答說(shuō)。
All Right 沒(méi)關(guān)系
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn.
I guess it's all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing.
我趕著開(kāi)車將11歲的女兒送到學(xué)校去,在紅燈處右拐了,而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國(guó)家如英國(guó),其交通規(guī)則是車輛左行的,與我國(guó)相反)。啊噢,意識(shí)到犯了錯(cuò)誤,我說(shuō)。我剛才拐彎是違章的。
我想那沒(méi)關(guān)系的,女兒回答說(shuō):我們后面的警車也同樣拐了彎。
Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇與毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區(qū)別開(kāi)呢?
年長(zhǎng)的童子軍:上床前吃一個(gè)。如果你第二天早上醒來(lái),那就是蘑菇